I'm starting to dislike this board

[Lefty]

It even censors masturbation. Perfectly clinical term for that special little thing boys (mostly) and girls do at night when they're all alone in their rooms. Yada. You cam't say **** , you have to say "releasing gas through the ******" or something. No **** , ***** , ***** , ******* , etcetera.

How depressing. No colorful metaphors...

[Lefty]

So you can use the adjecive, buit not the verb?

I **********
You **********
We **********

Or with auxiliaries

I AM ************
You ARE ************
We ARE ************

We employ the ancient art of masturbation

[The Lady Belle]

lmao..

A **** crows in the morning.
Im watching the blue *** birds nest in the bush.
My *** is so stubborn I think I need a mule.
The ram loves to head butt other rams.
The gynacologist study the ****** with interest.
The man went to the doctors because he had something on his *****.


hehehe..

[cherrysmum]

hahahahaha
Lefty you are such a ***** duck LOL
I can say all kinds of things like bush is a *****

[Lefty]

******* fucks. Dick. *** . **** .

I'm just trying out everything!

[Lefty]

Ooh, you can say dick. Maybe you can still write pornographic content by substituting everything by clever euphemism.

His throbbing sailboat.

Her moist harbor.

That sorta thing.

[The Lady Belle]

Originally posted by Lefty:
******* fucks. Dick. *** . **** .

I'm just trying out everything!

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You said fucks. *herherherrrs like Beavis*

[cherrysmum]

"camel toe"...you can see her camel toe in those tight pants LOL

[The Lady Belle]

I have a great Camel Toe song here from the Bob and Tom show. Its done to the tune of Cocomo my The Beach Boys..

I can see your sideways sloppy joe in those pants.

[Lefty]

I never got what a camel toe is. I got this slang disctionary, and it doesn't say! Tell me, for I might be needing it in my Writing And Translation exam next week...